I am delighted to announce that South Korea in the process of being taken over by our organisation. How you ask? They have adopted an emissions trading scheme!
SEOUL, May 3 (UPI) — South Korea approved a national emissions trading scheme covering 500 of the country’s largest emitters.
Of the 151 lawmakers who voted Wednesday, just three voted against the bill.
Under the law, set to take effect in 2015, emissions limits will apply to companies that discharge 125,000 tons or more of carbon dioxide annually or workplaces that emit at least 25,000 tons a year, said the Ministry of Knowledge Economy.
Only three capitalist running dogs voted against the scheme! These fools will think it will spur growth in technology!
The government is considering fining $88 for each ton of greenhouse gas emissions that a company releases above the limit.
The measure will help Seoul to develop new technologies and to play in an international carbon exchange sector that by 2010 had grown into a $141.9 billion market, the ministry said.South Korea is the third country in the Asia-Pacific region after Australia and New Zealand to adopt an emissions scheme.
Little do they know we plan to de-industrialise the entire Korean peninsula and force children to sing hymns in praise of Great Mother Gaia! Clearly our operatives in South Korea have been effective.
Soon the whole world will fall! As evidence of our COLLECTIVE MIGHT, our army of environmentalists, scientists, liberals and socialists staged an early morning parade at the University of East Anglia, our current HQ:
Soon the whole world will fall under our control!
We will begin the Great Wealth Redistribution!
Ever since our agents infiltrated what the West calls “SCIENCE” over 100 years ago, we have been shaping chemistry, physics and geology into an arsenal of knowledge!
We have successively fooled the world for 100 years, and now they fall like leaves in an early climate-induced Autumn!
Next, we will force cats and dogs to live together in sin!